Sunday, December 12, 2010

THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD series

 

 They're So Vein:

Susan is 58-years-old and bored with life. Middle age is a daily drudge of sagging body parts and aches and pains. Her fervent prayer that she could somehow recapture her youth comes true one night during a chance encounter with a child-like vampire.





As soon as the other women in her family see the transformation they waste no time in sticking their necks out, hoping Susan will share this new-found fountain of youth.

Suddenly, this newly born group of hot-bodied vamps find themselves thrust into a world controlled by an ancient order of vampires. A world with rules, all of which the ladies pretty much break within hours of becoming immortals. And the little matter of the accidental epidemic of vamped out wildlife isn't exactly endearing them to the powers that be, either.


They're So Vein is a hilarious and irreverent new twist on the paranormal/vampire romance genre.

  Gator Baitin':

 Susan's budding romance is taking a back seat in book 2 of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD series, and her sexy immortal lover, Marcus, is having none of it.








GATOR BAITIN' begins as the team is dispatched to destroy a vamp-gator wreaking havoc at Gatorland in Orlando, only to get sidetracked by a serial killer investigation, a vamp-bull at a rodeo in Kissimmee, and a colorful demon named Rafael. Between bronco busting, dragon riding, Jesus-freak chasing, gator hunting, demon summoning and dead bodies popping up everywhere, Susan's finding it hard to fit in a little romp time.

  

  Blood, Sweat and Demon Tears:

Susan's sister is in one hell of a mess (literally); confined to servitude with the demon, Rafael.

When Rafael gifts JoAnn with an Earth-to-Abyss cellphone so she can communicate with her sister, Susan soon finds out that JoAnn has gone from servitude to concubine, and no longer wishes to come home.


Big problem, JoAnn really loves her new cell phone, and the frequent calls--time really moves like Hell in the Abyss--are driving Marcus and Susan batty!

In their attempt to retrieve JoAnn, THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD team ultimately finds themselves knee-deep in vamp critters, demons, rogues, and a host of new and colorful characters, when the mission takes them from their home in Florida to the streets of New Orleans.






The Grateful Undead



11 comments:

  1. What an awesome looking blog! Love the premise for this story. Can't wait till it comes out. :)

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  2. The book is on Amazon. Thanks to all of my supporters who have already purchased it. Please let me know if I got a few chuckles out of you.

    Susan

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  3. As a rule I avoid vampire books out of principle but I love your sense of hunour. I laughed out loud reading this post. Very cute!

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  4. Love your blog and your great sense of humor and adventure! Donna
    http://mylife-in-stories.blogspot.com
    (new follower)

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  5. Susan,
    I agree with Dana but watched your trailer and read your blog.. you are very funny! Can't wait to read more!

    Carra Riley

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  6. Hey there, friend, just wanted to let you know I have awarded you the Liebster Award. You can pick it up on my blog http://beyondwordsblog.blogspot.com/

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  7. Hi Susan Yes you did get a few chuckles out of me. Nice work. By the way thanks for the heads up on the sleep.

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    1. 😉Thank you, Audra. I'm working on book 4. The girls are going to get a bit of a scare. They sure as hell shouldn't have screwed with the demon. 😳

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