Saturday, January 3, 2015

Witchy












Steam up a witchy tale. Ingredients: 



1 good witch who makes majorly stupid relationship choices
A warlock with control issues
A vintage Mustang



Preparation:


In a well-ventilated garage, toss the witch into a large cauldron with a *Bunsen burner set on high.
Add a warlock with control issues, and a  vintage Mustang: red with black interior.
Stir vigorously.

Put-A-Lid-On-The-Cauldron!

Bring the mixture to a rapid boil.
(Don't go all wonky when the warlock's Mustang bursts into flames)
Let the mixture stew for, oh, 3 seconds (or until you hear loud furry-animal noises), and open the lid.
Wallah! You have conjured up a black cat!
*!* Remove the cat (don't freak out if the cat starts cussing at you. The witch is inside the cat).
*!* Now back away from the cauldron.

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* A Bunsen burner, named after Robert Bunsen, is a common piece of laboratory equipment that produces a single open gas flame, which is used for heating, sterilization, and combustion.


*!* Said cat may be extremely angry so handle with care (I suggest you shove it into a pillowcase and tie up the opening)... just sayin'.

*!* The warlock is about to jump out. When he sees his beautiful Mustang burning he's going to be really, really angry. He will be less apt to turn you into a toad if you hand him the cat in the pillowcase--not your problem if he takes the trapped witch 200 miles from home and dumps her.





  

USA Today Bestselling Author Susan Stec loves laughing with her daughters, class B horror flicks... and rainy days. 

She's addicted to electronics, dark chocolate, vintage eyeglass frames, and fuzzy warm socks.

There isn't just one thing she's passionate about:
"Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment." - Barry LePatner (Color me experienced!)

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead~~Oscar Wilde

Clowns are human travesties buried under layers of pancake makeup and enticing Crayola-colored clothing.~~~Susan Stec

"You got to kick at the darkness 'till it bleeds daylight ~ Bruce Cockburn

The higher the building the lower the morals~~Noel Coward

After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box- Italian proverb

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today ~~James Dean

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